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When the voicemail picks up, it's a girl's voice that speaks;

"Hi, this is Jono Starsmore's phone. Please leave a message and he'll get back to you. Thanks!"


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Package for Jono


2009-12-23 02:24 am (UTC) (Link)

At some point, a package arrived for Jono. It had no card, but was addressed from Bordertown. Two guesses as to who it was from. Inside was what looked like a small plastic globe, blue with white swirls.

The instructions included were simple: Jono, this is an Impression Ball. You squeeze it lightly and it feeds music directly into you.

If squeezed, the ball would glow slightly and Jono would be able to hear a music mix of Elven, Human and Halfie Folk Rock from Bordertown. Given the mix of cultures from both sides of the border, it was an eclectic mix indeed.

Phone Fun!


2010-01-09 06:30 pm (UTC) (Link)

Bored enough to just make dirty calls now, Alex dialed randomly, hoping to get one girl's number that had slept with him before. Instead, he got Jono.

"Have we done it in public yet? We should. Come find me."

Sorry, Jono.

Re: Phone Fun!


2010-01-09 06:54 pm (UTC) (Link)

[Miraculously, continued here!]

Phone Fun!


2010-01-10 12:19 am (UTC) (Link)

Hi, honey, it's me. Sorry I didn't call. I was indisposed this morning -- my first trip in a month. Nothing bad. Listen, I miss you, and the next time I see you we'll do things that will make our teeth shake and our neighbors bang on their walls and wonder what they're missing. Until then, give the baby a kiss from me. I love you.

Re: Phone Fun!


2010-01-10 12:23 am (UTC) (Link)

Jono... really couldn't reply to this phone call, and he'd already abused his 'dial in the digits that spell plonker' option earlier today.

But he could certainly play it through a few times, realizing after the second play-through that the man who had sent it was the new librarian. And he could laugh.

Possibly, he'd be doing some more laughing about it tomorrow in the library, as well.


2010-01-10 01:16 am (UTC) (Link)

From here

WHAT?! I--I most certainly do not fancy your breasts?


2010-01-10 01:20 am (UTC) (Link)

Jono was going to blow up the telephone. Why did he even own one of these bloody things? He didn't have a mouth!

//That's because I haven't got any naffin' breasts, Merlin!//

He could, however, yell at the answerphone. Yes. That would do nicely.


2010-03-01 04:19 pm (UTC) (Link)

"Jono, darling, it's Emma. I've got a proposition for you, if you think you're up for an adventure."

"I'm around most of the morning, and if you don't show, I'm going to assume you aren't interested."


2010-06-15 12:23 am (UTC) (Link)

Oh, yes. In all her current hatred for evil fish, Ariel had to text her big brother, too. Had to. If she didn't vent, she'd explode.

"OMG. SO grumpier than u right now, I guarantee it. :("


2010-06-16 04:16 am (UTC) (Link)

"Um, hi, Jono, it's Sookie," she said when she called Wednesday afternoon, trying to keep her voice from completely cracking and betraying everything over the phone. "Um, I...I kind of need your help. Can you please meet me in the preserve? Thank you. I'll see you in a bit?"


2010-07-01 10:03 am (UTC) (Link)

"Jono? It's Alice. I've been unexpectedly called away, and I don't know when or how I shall be returning, so please consider this my resignation and your promotion to my place as -- to be honest, I'm not entirely sure what my position was, but I fancied myself 'manager' so you can use the title should you like. I have every confidence in you. Is that Didi's voice on your message? I suppose that makes sense. And I'm quite sorry if I've reacted oddly to the fire-scent near you. It's an old wound and little to do with you, so there's no point in me bringing it up, except that I'm leaving and I don't know what else to say. I suppose that means this is an excellent time to hang up. Good luck."


2010-08-07 06:26 pm (UTC) (Link)

"I miss you, Jono. There's no real point to this message other than to let you know that the people here miss you and we're working hard to get you back home and, damn it, you do anything you have to do to get home safe and sound, you hear me? If you don't, I'll--I'll--I'll go to your room and scratch the back of every of those big, black CD's I can find! I will!"

If the threat didn't get Jono back, the glaring ignorance Karla had just accidentally displayed sure as Hell would.


2010-08-26 02:04 am (UTC) (Link)

A letter on pale green stationary slipped under Jono's door:

Hi Jono -

If the world works the way I want it to, you'll never read this. I'll come find you instead, and we'll laugh and go watch a movie. Maybe you'll only roll your eyes a little when I ask for a cartoon. Maybe I'll give in and it'll be a horror movie and I'll hide against your shoulder.

But if the world doesn't work that way, this might be goodbye.

I'm sorry I'm not saying it to your face. I'm sorry I have to go so soon, and I'm sorry I won't come back -- but I'm not sorry for the last year. Not for any of it. I'll never be sorry for one lousy second of what we had, not ever, and, Jonothon, I hope you never are either.

I love you. And now, I'll go and look for you some more. I hope I find you.



Edited at 2010-08-26 02:04 am (UTC)


2010-09-20 08:53 am (UTC) (Link)

"Hey, Jono. I have the afternoon off. Figured you might want to come over and grab a drink at the Hip Hog in Haven, if you've got the time. Thanks."



2010-11-17 03:23 am (UTC) (Link)

Raven didn't want to disappear from Fandom without letting Jono know what was going on. She didn't have time to go find him, so she sent a text instead:

I apologize for being unable to speak to you in person of this, but it appears that Sookie has been abducted. We suspect something supernatural based on what she was able to impart to Emma and Kar

Character limit, Raven. Though she'd never use abbreviations, much like contractions. But she did send another text.

I am with Karla, Bobby, Emma, and Kennedy. We are traveling to Sookie's home to find her. I will tell you as soon as we are back. Please do not worry. I am certain we will be safe.


Phone Day


2011-01-07 03:27 pm (UTC) (Link)

From here

While I'm sure such an unsolicited call would be flattering to lesser man, I can safely assure you that I'm not interested in showing you my 'love monkey'. Though, judging by the cadence of your voice, it would be yours to show.

Re: Phone Day


2011-01-07 05:45 pm (UTC) (Link)

//Wot th'bloody...//

Jono hadn't really been expecting a message about his 'love monkey' to be waiting for him on his voicemail when he checked it today.

//I can't even...//

Let alone by one Mr. Sherlock Holmes.

//Lord. It'll be nightmares again tonight.//

[It makes me sad that Jono can't actually continue the chain, but omg. <3 You've killed me ded, Lainey. Killed me ded.]

Whacky Phone Day!


2011-01-07 03:30 pm (UTC) (Link)

Anakin had been planning to leave a very friendly message for Max. Too bad that didn't happen...

"Listen up, asshole. I'm going to make this really easy for even you to understand: If you make Raven upset like you did yesterday again, I'll stop playing Master Nice Jedi and we'll be needing someone to take your place in classes. Back. Off."

Re: Whacky Phone Day!


2011-01-07 05:49 pm (UTC) (Link)

After the... unique message that he'd gotten from Holmes already today, Jonothon suspected that something had gone a little pear-shaped with the phone system again. Which was why, while Anakin's unique greeting did manage to startle him a little, he decided not to take the threat too much to heart.

After all, he hadn't done much yesterday but mope. It was a Jono thing.

That said, he did make the mental note to ask either Anakin or Raven what had gone on yesterday, so that he'd know just whose arse he needed to kick.

Whacky Phone Day


2011-01-07 07:40 pm (UTC) (Link)

[from here.]

"Wow. Well, okay. I'm Shelley, for starters, and I did a photo shoot in a sex shop once, so I'm totally comfortable with that, but dinner first would probably be best. I mean, I'm not sure who this is, but I guess I'm open to exploring with a girl some more. It's been a while, but whatever."

Edited at 2011-01-07 07:41 pm (UTC)

Re: Whacky Phone Day


2011-01-07 07:52 pm (UTC) (Link)

Jonothon, woefully lacking in the mouth department, was rather resigned, now, to giving his phone odd looks as he played back his voicemail messages.

//... I'm actually almost sorry I don't know who this is.//

Lesbian photo shoots... what?

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