Told you so
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By the Lake at Kellerman's, Thursday Afternoon
What Jonothon knew about canoeing could be summed up in very few words: There is a boat. There are paddles. Somehow, you use one in order to propel the other, and pray you don't fall in.

Not that he was particularly worried about falling in. Fears of drowning were pretty much obliterated along with his need to breathe. And anyhow, there were lifejackets. Lifejackets which, he had to note, looked absolutely ridiculous.

//The bright orange'll be a good look on yer, luv,// he mused, leaning over the edge of the wharf to peer into the canoe.

[For the daaaate. Stuck here so as to not risk breaking the Kellerman's posts. I'm done spamming the flist today, promise!]

furnaceface

2009-10-16 02:04 am (UTC) (Link)

It was absolutely Victory, which meant that Jonothon could stop paddling like his life depended on it. Truly.

//It probably picks and chooses. Wakes up at th'beginning of each new semester and wonders to itself, now, how in th'world could it possibly make life a little more insane for its residents?//

living_endless

2009-10-16 02:09 am (UTC) (Link)

"So what are you expecting when we get back from break?" Didi asked, padding more slowly so they could drift for a bit. "I'm rooting for an invasion of something that glows in the dark."

furnaceface

2009-10-16 02:12 am (UTC) (Link)

//Well, that's a pretty open-ended category,// Jono noted. //I glow in th'dark.//

Yes, that was absolutely a smirk he was attempting, right there.

living_endless

2009-10-16 02:17 am (UTC) (Link)

"Then I doomed us," Didi said, trying to sound resigned. "An invasion of Jonos, thinking at us in cute accents."

furnaceface

2009-10-16 02:25 am (UTC) (Link)

//Oh, no, anything but that.// He held up one hand, as though to shield himself from the oncoming threat. //Won't anything protect us from such horror?//

All that black leather!

living_endless

2009-10-16 02:32 am (UTC) (Link)

"I think we'd have to build a really big music store," Didi decided. "They'd all end up there eventually, right?"

furnaceface

2009-10-16 02:35 am (UTC) (Link)

//Each and every last one of 'em,// Jono agreed. //Make it big enough and point out what's become of MTV, and they might never leave.//

And then all would be saved!

living_endless

2009-10-16 02:57 am (UTC) (Link)

"So what would you do if a bunch of Didis invaded?" Didi wondered. "No going for the ankh. That's cheating."

furnaceface

2009-10-16 03:04 am (UTC) (Link)

//If the island were to be overrun by Didis, who's to say I'd want to be rid of them?// He leaned his head back slightly, making a big show of thinking it over. //If the population of Fandom happened to be depending on me for heroics in that department, I daresay we'd all be doomed to an overwhelming combination of cute smiles and good company.//

living_endless

2009-10-16 03:17 am (UTC) (Link)

"... that may have been the sweetest answer ever," Didi said, giving him one of those cute smiles. "I think I'll keep you around."

furnaceface

2009-10-16 11:12 am (UTC) (Link)

Jono was practically beaming, now.

//Well, it was either that, or I'd point them all to the music shop where all of the Jonothons are.//

living_endless

2009-10-16 12:18 pm (UTC) (Link)

"And then they'd get distracted listening to the Jonos talk about what's wrong with MTV," Didi finished. "So -- we'd be a pretty easy invasion to thwart."

And people were afraid of her.

furnaceface

2009-10-16 10:00 pm (UTC) (Link)

//Well, really, there is plenty th'matter with MTV nowadays. Makes me want to go back to my own time and beat down th'door so it never happens,// Jono offered.

Because that was totally what they were talking about, right?

Maybe he ought to paddle some more.

living_endless

2009-10-16 11:12 pm (UTC) (Link)

"Mmmm. Y'know, it's just barely possible you mentioned that once or twice," Didi said with understatement. She paddled away, a little lazily. "Think we can make it to the other side?"

Not the way you're paddling, Didi.

furnaceface

2009-10-16 11:24 pm (UTC) (Link)

//Eventually,// Jono mused, glancing somewhere in the general direction of the side of the late. //We aren't in any sort of hurry, are we, luv?//

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